Heres some of my more preplexing combos

Carisma Carpenter or Alec Guniess
Casio PT1 Keyboard or the Pixies
Agent 99 or Lysol
Assembly Language or Garden Grove
Star Trek IV or Joss Whedon
Communist China or Rendered Goose Fat
-- side note: I am wondering if goose fat is even a close substitute to human.
Fugazi or A Handful or Ferrets
EWWWW --- Child Pornography or Carson Daly
Ok, now this one is for Will
Cannibal Corpse or Martha Plimpton
Bruce Cambell or Greys (aliens)
and finally
Dana Plato or Bombay Sapphire

LOL