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Saturday July 6th 2002 01:12 PM PST

OH MY I AM TOAST!! I spent about 6 hours in the sun on the 4th. I was down in San Celmente with Jen's family at "King's" beach house. I was in the water all day long. It was great cause you can watch all the fireworks from Dana Point to San Clemente all at once. Anyway i didnt use any sunblock, so now i am a fuckin mess. I felt like shit all day on the 5th and was drinking gallons of water and using solarcaine all over my body. I feel like i have 3rd degree burns everywhere.

Then lastnight we went to go see the Cranberries at the Greek with Will and Jon. The Cranberries played a great show and a really long set. I have to admit though i never though i listened to them THAT much, but i knew all but two songs. And those two where off their new album. The worst problem about the show was we were sitting in front of the "BIGGEST FAN" and she was a screamer. And i mean scream like the crazy fuckin insane scream you hear for the Beatles back in the 60's. I thought this girl was gonna scream herself out in the way like maybe her voicebox would drop out, BUT NO. She kept screaming the ENTIRE fuckin concert. I was just laughing my ass off cause usually my ears will ring after a show becasue of how loud it is, and i could tell right then that my ears were HURTING because of this idiots brainless screaming.

so after the show we went to South Pasadena's only hot spot. That's right, Carrows. It's not quite the Denny's on Sunset, but then again who needs to be sitting with a bunch of pimps, whores, transvestites, gangbangers and just all around DIRTY people while you're eating. It was much more upscale, but we did see about 10 drunk highschool kids stumbling out of the place as we were parking and coming in. They all were pushing each other and finally about 8 of them pushed each other right into ONE car and pulled away. Hmmmm i remember nothing to do in a small town on a friday night.

Anyway, after a late meal i got back to my house and applied another layer of solarcaine and tried to sleep.

Comments:

What are you? Some kind of rich little fuck now? Too good for Denny's on sunset? Well excuse fucking me! I will be sure not to offend your delicate sensibilities with a perfectly prepared Moons over my hammy ever again you little cunt!

Posted by: Anon

LOL, i guess somebody misunderstood me. :) LOL I Love Moons Over My Hammy ESPECIALLY at denny's on sunset, but i just was making a SOCIAL commentary about the PEOPLE that frequent Denny's at 3 IN THE FUCKIN MORNING! I think there is nothing better than watching PIMPS collect that nights money from the whores. Its fuckin funny to watch. You can be sitting in the Dennys in a both and in the both next to you is just some "GUY". What you don't know is that he is in his OFFICE. The whores will come in one by one and order a cup of coffee and hang out for 5 minutes while they pass their cash to him and then take off. It's just fuckin funny that Denny's just turns the other cheek and doesn't even care. LOL Carows in South Pasadena doesn't even compare. The little goth FUCKS there last night were all high school posers. LOL

Posted by: riggs