I get a call from my brother tonight. It's not too early and he's having trouble with his stero over at his new place. The problem he's having is he has no fuckin idea how to hook it up. :) Tech brother to the rescue. So Jen and I go over to there and soon enough my Parents show up too and it turns into a fucking party. Now here's the great part. My mom has gotten into the snake oil product that's a fuckin joke. I just ignore the fact that she's gotten into this cause a bunch of dumass people around town swear by the shit. It's called
Sea Silver. Now if you're into talking to crystals about your major life decisions then you'll probably love this shit, but me... fuck what i think. Let's just talk about what this shit did to my wife. So i'm behind a huge TV digging through cables and connecting speakers and i can hear everybody in the kitchen in the background. I just hear, "you're suppost to hold it under your tounge for 30 seconds at least, or til you can't take it anymore." Just a fuckin minute. WTF? I pop my head out and see everybody with this bottle. Jen gets talked into it and i didn't even notice that she was taking it. I work on the stero for a about 20 minutes more. (i had to drill holes to feed cable to the surround speakers) Then we talk for a few more minutes and then bail for the night. As soon as Jen and I get in the car and start home she says, "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT SHIT IS, BUT IT FUCKED ME UP!!!" then she asks if i noticed that she disappeared for awhile while we were there. I was workin on the stero so i didn't notice. I guess she took this shit and held it under her tounge like everybody else while everybody is ranting about how they take it 3 times a day and they feel so great. Jen begins to feel wierd. She starts to get a ringing in her ears then she claimed that she couldn't hear very well. She basically feels light-headed and has to spend the next 30 minutes in the bathroom feeling like she is going to vomit. Now i'd just like to thank my family for pressuring my wife to take some shit that is probably just a bunch of weeds from some guys fuckin backyard. I should know better and not leave her alone with the rest of my family. :) Well on a good note, the stero works.
Just on a side note, this is a quote from the Sea Silver web site.
This sounds like some fuckin religious grift. Fuck there are a lot of stupid people out there.
"When an important scientific discovery is made, the phenomena involved is so baffling sometimes, and appears to be at odds with so many ?known facts?, that science will have to expand its present boundaries before it can except new truths. What science can teach is only the very tip of a giant iceberg of truth. We must be cautious not to become a slave to science, or believe that it is the be-all and end-all of human knowledge. Science is, indeed a useful way to acquire certain types of knowledge?. However limitations and frustrations will manifest if we believe that traditional science is the only source from which truth can flow. The Seasilver Research and Development Team is using cutting edge research techniques such as Kirlian Photography, Ultra Microscope etc. and not limiting itself to only traditional science in its search of truth that only nature can provide."
Hey buddy!
Don't go giving ME credit for going for that sea silver junk. It was Baca. She and Vera and
George are all on it!! NOT MEE!!! Just clarify that with Jen. Get your facts straight!
I still love you though!
Mom
