So last year Barry Bonds hit homerun #73 of his career. The ball is valued at over one million dollars. When the ball dropped into the crowd one guy got his glove on it and then was mobbed by the crowd. And another guy came up with the ball. NOW HERE's THE FUNNY PART. A judge is now saying that the court case that is now coming from the two men shall be sent to a fuckin Jurry. LOL People are actually considering using INSTANT REPLAY to decide the case. INSTANT REPLAY ON THE CROWD!! LOL that's fuckin funny. Next they will have rule books for crowd behaivor.

When making a catch of a homerun ball. The person catching the ball must call for a fair catch or all other spectators sitting within five (5) rows and lettered seats (or numbered depending on the stadium) may then make a vote of no confidence in which them may by majority club (beat, mob or otherwise harm) the unsuspecting catcher of the ball while he (or she) is looking into the air. Also this clause protects the rights of all vedors within the said seating area. A vendor may catch the ball if and only if they give free beer (or peanuts) to all spectators seated in the area. If a dispute between vendors occurs then the senior peanut vendor of the stadium shall make the decision.