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Tuesday December 10th 2002 08:07 AM PST

so a headline today says "Man Saved by Condiments". I won't even bother linking to the article, cause it sucks, and its just like everything in the news. This guy crashes his car into a little ravine and gets burried in the snow. Then he sits there a week and eats little packets of fast food sauce. The resucers say that's how he survived. I just am worried that the fast food industry is going to turn this into another Subway ad campaign. EAT NOTHING BUT OUR CONDIMENTS AND LOSE WEIGHT FAST! Fuck i bet in most cases the condiments have more nurtritional value than the shit you're putting them on. Fuck i know it. We're gonna see a commercial in a month or so with this guy cleaned up on TV saying, "I Lost 5 pounds in a week". <--insert bad fast food jingle and logo here-->

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Hey, that was in a sopranos episode last season. I guess when they re-air it, they can do the NBC Law and Order thing... "RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES!"

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