from ananova
"Meanwhile, the New York Post reports hundreds of FBI agents are scouring the town of Bronson, Texas, searching for a top-secret communications device which could be valuable to foreign intelligence services."
Sure, i bet they think this communications device is in Bronson. And i'm sure they were happy to tell the media that they were looking for something VERY VERY TOP SECRET and VALUABLE. All you spies out there that are planning to make a trip to Bronson to try to find it first... we'll i'd suggest you look somewhere really far from Bronson. But wait a minute... it might not even be a secret communications device. It could be NOTHING. You know what i really think. I think this is a ploy by the city of commerce in Bronson to increase tourism. Have you ever been to Bronson? Well no shit you havent! Its probably a fuckin hole in the ground. They need this story to attract people! (i bet the New York Post got a really nice little pay off)
