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Saturday June 14th 2003 03:28 PM PST

Screaming your ass off is expected when you're sitting behind the basket and the visiting team is thowing free throws. At a baseball game you're expected to "chatter" at the batter. Hockey, you're just suppost to have a fuckin great time and be LOUD. Soccer and Football, the same thing. BUT GOLF. When you pay a shitload of money to be on the fairway at a HUGE tournament like the US Open, you keep your fuckin mouth shut.

Its a fuckin simple concept. Basketball, baseball, hockey, soccer and football players all get paid per game. They sign a contract with their team and get paid. That's it. Golf is not the same. When you're talking about a tournament where there is a 1st prize over 1 Million US Dollars, that player has to perform to make their paycheck. (don't start about sponsorships either, ever sport has sponsors.) So what am i getting at? When you wait for a golf player to be in the middle of the backswing, and then you whistle as loud as you can.... You should just be fuckin shot. Now when the player you whistle at is the defending champion of the tournament that you're watching, you should not only be shot... you should be shot in both kneecaps with a very large caliber gun (and at point blank range). Ok, now maybe that's a little bit over the top, but at least... get the TV cameras on the ass clown as soon as you possibly can. Pull him out of the gallery of fans and escort him to a press conference where he can explain to the cameras exactly what the fuck he was thinking. At least ban him permanently from all PGA tournaments.