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Thursday July 24th 2003 04:42 PM PST

This is by far the best review i have read in a long time. I am still on the floor laughing. Well it just so happens that i don't have any furniture in my house, so i have no other place to go than the floor. Anyway... read this now! An open letter to Sherry Lansing concerning Tomb Raider 2

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Judging by how crappy the first one was, this review HAS to be dead on.

Posted by: Anon

I can't believe they're using the same premise as the first one, exactly what this reviewer points out: if you have one part of a puzzle that will kill everyone, rather than search for the second piece, why not just destroy what you've got? In the first one she risks death multiple times to get that damn triangle thingy away from Manfred Powell, only to escape, and then GIVE IT BACK TO HIM so he can fulfill his goal of stopping time. Then, once he does that, she kicks his ass and surfs behind some snow dogs as the whole place explodes for no reason at all. You would think they would clue into the fact that this is totally illogical and that even an idiot would not understand her motivation, so why do it again? I can't even imagine how painful it would be to have to watch the first one again; however, I am morbidly curious to see if the second one can actually be worse. I'm sure as hell not gonna pay anything to see it though, I can guarantee you that.

Posted by: Yams