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Saturday September 20th 2003 12:12 AM PST
Justin is literally the luckiest bitch in the world. he came over yesterday and he's a mess. He leaves shit all over my house and i can't figure out how he remembers where anything is. We worked on his website a little and played Quake a lot and then went to dinner with Will and Jen. So then Will hangs out for awhile and Justin gets on the phone to talk to his new girl. He sits outside on the street next to his car talking on his cell phone. He out there for a LONG time. Will bails and then Justin leaves at about 2AM. As soon as he leaves i try to get to bed. As i'm getting ready, at 2AM exactly, Justin's watch beeps to mark the hour. Yup, well he's left his watch behind. So then today in the morning he calls me and asks... DOOD, have you seen my wallet? I search the entire fuckin house. I move the couch, i rip apart my office. So tonight he calls again, still has not found it. I keep looking. Finally after callling Houston's (where we went for dinner) i finally grab a flashlight and take a look outside. Lucky Bitch! His wallet was sitting in the gutter on the street. The fuckin money was still inside and i don't think anybody had even noticed it after sitting on the street for almost 24hours. So he just stopped by to grab it with a few friends. I sent them on their merry way up to old town where they can spend $10 for parking and walk around in the herd of cattle.

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Saturday September 20th 2003 01:32 PM PST
you are my hero
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