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Sunday October 26th 2003 04:24 PM PST

I just came back from old town. I made a little trip to the apple store to try to get some junk for my computer. Well, didn't get anything. So on the way back i'm headed down Fair Oaks. Some guy is moving through traffic, so i end up right behind him, cause he's got the right idea. Then at the 110 onramp as we're approaching the red stoplight he slams his breaks on as hard as he can and locks up his tires. Not a problem for me cause i'm at least 100 feet behind him. And thats where i start to get confused. It takes me another 5 to 10 seconds to come to a stop behind him. I was not anywhere near the guy when he decided to slam on his brakes, but it seems that he was just a little pissed off. So i'm already laughing as i approach him, cause its not every day that you see somebody lock their car up for no reason whatsoever. So this is where is gets really funny. I guess this guy didn't like the fact that i was laughing, cause he rolled down his window and started thowing every obscene figure gesture that i've seen used in cultures in the US and UK. Now i just lost it. I let out the biggest belly laugh and started slapping my steering wheel. This guy was having a really bad day and i think he needed some love. So the light turns green and he peels out into a 25 mph zone and as soon as he's about 50 feet in front of everybody he slams on his breaks again. Now i don't know exactly what he was doing, but when he changed lanes and did it in front of other poeople, then i was really confused. For a second i thought he was pissed at me, and i can understand that. I piss off people on the road. But when he slams his brakes on in front of an old woman in a caddy, then... fuck i don't know what. This guy needs help.