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Tuesday January 6th 2004 09:05 AM PST

Don't get caught saying "what we done did" on national television or you'll end up looking like the biggest dumbass on the face of the planet. Oh, sorry that's not right.... Don't get married after watching "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre".... oh well, take your pick. They're both going to put Britney's face all over the tabloids and sell a few more records. Oh, keynote is on.... bye