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Thursday January 22nd 2004 02:17 PM PST

The little fuckers are out in packs now. Two kids yesterday and now another one today, all trying to sell fuckin magazines. Will was talking about the shit that Coke pulled a couple years back at a school, well... i think the magazine shit is worse. We're no longer talking about the kids telling the companies how to market the product to them, we're talking the kids themselves selling the product door to door. Talk about child labor, this is awful. The thing i really want to know is the ratio of sales to doors knocked on. I have this feeling that somewhere down the line there was research done, and it was found that children have a higher likelihood of making a sale door to door than someone older. Everybody possible seems to be taking advantage of this. Those candy bars at every high school, the girl scouts, the boy scouts, and these fuckin magazines drives. These guys aren't even affiliated with the high school. They're being bussed in from somewhere with a scripted introduction and little identification cards. I'm taking my little video camera and wiring it to my peep hole on my front door.