I pull onto mission and approach the Fair Oaks intersection. The light is green and there is this guy in front of me driving really slow. I know almost immediately that I have no chance to make the light cause he's a slow ass. So i turn on my right blinker and drive slowly behind him. At this point i am about 20 feet behind him driving about 5mph, so by no means should he be pissed. The light turns red. He's directly in the middle of the street. There is space for people to turn right, and there is space for people to go straight. He's right in the fuckin middle. When the light turns red for us, the next green goes to the people turning left on Fair Oaks. If you're awake, you'll realize at this point, you are clear to make a right onto Fair Oaks. Well he's not signaling, and he's got his head moving around, so i figure he's picking his nose. Then suddenly he snaps to. No signal, just hits the gas and pulls hard over on the steering wheel to turn right. I approach the light now, make a stop and then turn right myself when i see its clear. Now he's taken the right turn, not into the right lane, and not into the left lane, but he's playing pac man right down the middle of the fuckin street. I take my right and end up in the right lane, so i drive there giving this guy some distance, cause i can tell he's a dork. Finally he drifts over into the left lane. At this point, there is no way i want to be behind him cause he might decided to turn right again, and this time right into me. So i pass him in my lane. Once he's about 50 feet behind me i signal to change lanes into the left lane. I make the lane change. Then in the next block i again signal and make a lane change to end up in the left turn lane that will enter the pasadena freeway southbound.

So about 30 seconds later this guy finally catches up and pulls along side me at the light. He starts honking, and already is hanging out his window yelling. I go for the camera but i'm laughing so hard at him most of the time that i didn't get a good shot. It would have been bad anyway, he would have gone postal if i had said "cheese" to his face. So i think overall he called me a "fuckin idiot" about 20 times, and then said i act like i own the road with my "HOT ROD". This one really got me laughing. Its a fuckin CIVIC! I've done nothing to modify the car at all. I think its one of the cheapest and most reliable economy cars out there. So i'm laughing, the light turns green and i finally get a shot of him. I was giggling about it all the way down the pasadena freeway. I think this guy must hate everybody in California. Cause if he drives that slow all the time, he's gotta get pissed at everybody that passes him.