MC 900 Foot Jesus - Killer Inside Me

you probably see me hanging around
im a very familliar face in this town
a day doesnt go by i dont meet
alot of my friends walking down the street
im never too busy to stop by the way
and i always have something pleasant to say
maybe some perceptive thoughts about the weather
or other ladies' news from wall street.
whenever i can stand around all day
making small talk
blocking the sidewalk
tying people up for hours at ease
one big town i can shoot in the breeze
when they start to squirm
i really get going
but only my half-face smile is showing
why cant they see what im trying to hide
im busting the gut
blabbing on the inside
sing this song when they say hello
i can see they think im a little bit slow
but after awhile with me in a daze
their eyes are covered in a doughnut glaze
i really start to cook when i see that look
i hit 'em with every cliche in the book
their knees whobble and they start to weave
its like they're begging for permission to leave
they think they're having a brush with stupidity
i dont laugh - even though its killing me
watching 'em wilt like day-old flowers
ticking off the minutes as they turn to hours
they're wondering how much more they can take
i give 'em a friendly smile and a handshake
we say goodbye very politely
now say hello to the killer inside me

(drop it)

Everyone has their doubts about my sanity
but nothing happens cause they feel sorry for me
i got the whole town under my thumb
all i gotta to do is keep acting dumb
oh that boy there, they say, wanna die
alittle on the slow side but wouldnt hurt a fly
and such a gentleman - oh yes i know
sure cant talk at you all though
i take my hat and pretend i dont hear
grinning like a half-wit from ear to ear
i can think of a thousand ways to say hello
so i start through 'em all goin' real slow
they listen hard and act like they care
how can they be so completely unaware
of the truth
the answer is always in hiding
so i introduce 'em to the killer inside me

(feel the blast)