brand new BWM SUV with dealer plates flies up on the left with no blinker on. I'm fuckin amazed that she's there, but then i realize that she's on her cell phone. She can't turn on her blinker, cause she would have to take the phone away from her left ear. I'm figuring that she's also driving on the shoulder, cause she has no clue that the lane she was in was an exit lane. So this is where it gets funny. She is slowing down, honking, and swerving directly into the side of my car like she's going to make the lane change into my driver's side door. She slams on her brakes, (still no signal) swerves and cuts off the guy behind me, drops behind me, gets directly on my rear bumper, and starts to give me the finger.

Camera is already sitting on my seat

She makes another quick swerve lane change and gets into the middle lane. She's pulling up on my right side now, to give me a piece of her mind i believe. What she does not know is that a CHP unit is in the right lane. He's been there since the 5 freeway interchange. I saw him pull on the freeway there, and i've been driving steady at 55 along with the rest of traffic.

She pulls directly next to me. Cell phone still on her left ear. Right hand comes across to give me the finger. At this point i have the camera already snapping shots. She's so into giving me the finger, that she does not notice the CHP unit drop in behind her and light her up.

It was a bright day with beautiful clouds, so the pictures were not too clear of her, but there is no doubt, she's got no hands on the wheel.

Awhile ago i was exiting the Pasadena Freeway at Fair Oaks. There are two lanes that exit, and the right lane can go straight or turn right. The guy in front of me is talking on his cell phone at the light. The light turns green and he gets stuck doing one of those lazy-ass-one-handed single-hand-spin turns. He's trying to make the right turn while still on the phone. He gets into the right and i drop into the left lane, but he never really makes the full turn. He instead ends up driving at an angle out of the right lane and into the left lane, and almost into the side of me. He can't hold himself in the right lane with one hand for the phone. As he drifts into my lane, he is shocked that I'm there. Well that's obvisous. Because he's got the phone up to the left side of his head, he can't see that I'm directly to his left. In a moment of shock, he throws up his left hand to grab the wheel, so that he can control his car and stay in his lane. Inadvertantly he pops his phone direcly off his bicept, then off the edge of his open window, then directly onto the pavement. He begins to slow down, but the guy behind him is annoyed with how slow he's been driving. He's got no chance to just stop, and the guy behind him runs over his phone. I see the guys reaction. Its very similar to the look Casey Affleck has when his remote control truck gets smashed in Ocean's 11. I just always wonder how the person on the phone felt as they were run over by a car.