puke

Tuesday April 12th 2005 09:28 AM PST

I'm driving down the Marina Del Rey Freeway (really fast) and i see a car behind me about 100 meters back coming up FAR faster than i am going. I get over one lane and clear out of his way so he won't have to slow down. I figure he flies by me at something around 120. Band new mustang. He's not swerving around traffic, he's just MOVING. So about 45 seconds later i pull up to the stoplight at the end of the freeway at Culver. The Mustang is only a few cars ahead of me. Suddenly the passenger side door flies open and a girl comes flying out of the car onto the side of the road. She takes about 5 huge steps away from the car and bends over to hurl. I missed the initial projectile vomit, but got a shot a few seconds later. Now comes the question... was he driving to get her somewhere where she could puke, or did his driving make her puke? something to ponder.

Oh, and if there was ever any doubt if i am going to hell. This should settle things.

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I'll bet you I'll get there first!

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