not naming names

Wednesday January 17th 2007 01:24 PM PST

But if you put a bag of microwave popcorn in the microwave and then hit the fuckin POPCORN button.... DON'T YOU AT LEAST THINK YOU SHOULD CHECK THE BAG BEFORE YOU HIT THE BUTTON THE SECOND TIME AROUND!?!?!?!

The damn thing was done!!! Now all you have is BURNT POPCORN that SMELLS LIKE ASS! AND whatever you do.... DON'T ATTEMPT TO SAVE IT BY DUMPING IT OUT ON PAPER TOWEL AND PICKING THROUGH IT. ITS FUCKIN BURNT, and SMELLS LIKE THE AFOREMENTIONED ASS!!!

I'm not fuckin kidding, but this person did this 10 feet away from my desk. And I honestly had to LEAVE THE FUCKIN BUILDING it smelled so bad.

Ok, so here's what you do if you burn popcorn in an office that has NO WINDOWS FOR VENTILATION!!!! Take the burnt popcorn bad OUTSIDE AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE AND DUMP IT IN AN OUTSIDE DUMPSTER!! Cmon you can be a little more courteous. Its been almost an hour now, and it still smells like ass. We're in a BIG office building, and the smell has moved to every corner of the office. We've got clients here.... they're gonna think we're all fuckin idiots that can't use a microwave.