Nadir

Wednesday September 23rd 2009 07:54 AM PST

"Experts predict that the penultimate catastrophe will occur at approximately 7:15 p.m. Thursday night, when the social networking tool Twitter will be used to communicate a series of ideas so banal they will instantaneously negate the three centuries of the Renaissance."

Nadir Of Western Civilization To Be Reached This Friday At 3:32 P.M.
via The Onion